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    Average Penis size world map

    It's in centimeters, so don't feel bad. Wonder how they went about calculating this: "Excuse me sir, need to measure your penis to create a world map on average penis size."

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    Nice find. lol I guess the Africans take the crown.

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    Strange. The smallest dickcountries have the highest populations
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    Actually whats funny is that this says Africa and Brazil have the largest average penis size, and I bet that their women have the largest ass size. And China has the smallest average penis size and their women have the smallest asses.
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    ^ makes sense.

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    So who measured all these penises?
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    Lol I just read a report earlier this week where we had the highest number of geniuses per capita and now this. Good week to be Colombian I guess.

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    Actually smallest is India.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    So who measured all these penises?
    Coroners?
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    Keep on jealousing.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    So who measured all these penises?
    You wondering if they are hiring?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    You wondering if they are hiring?
    I hear they have great benefits.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I hear they have great benefits.
    keep me posted, i'm looking for a new job. Click here to enlarge
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DD GT3 RD Click here to enlarge
    Actually whats funny is that this says Africa and Brazil have the largest average penis size, and I bet that their women have the largest ass size. And China has the smallest average penis size and their women have the smallest asses.
    imagine a Chinese dude with a Brazilian woman , his penis can't even reach the hole Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sorena Click here to enlarge
    imagine a Chinese dude with a Brazilian woman , his penis can't even reach the hole Click here to enlarge
    I have a chinese friend with a puerto rican gilrfriend (her ass is literally 3 feet wide).

    I never understood how this works, unless he got some kind of serious dick reconstruction surgery.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I have a chinese friend with a puerto rican gilrfriend (her ass is literally 3 feet wide).
    3 feet wide in a good way or a bad way?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    3 feet wide in a good way or a bad way?
    Is there a good way to a 3 feet wide ass???????????
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    Is there a good way to a 3 feet wide ass???????????
    Yes:

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    That's not 3 feet wide.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    That's not 3 feet wide.
    You thinking more like 4?

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    I want that ass to be on my face.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    You thinking more like 4?
    hahaha
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    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    WTF ? what is that ?!?!?

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    You guys act really desperate.
    I wouldn't touch that unless she was blocking the exit of the building that was on fire.
    And then just only ever so briefly.
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