Thread: Bad Diarrhea Thread
01-19-2011, 05:08 PM #26
01-19-2011, 07:47 PM #27
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01-19-2011, 08:08 PM #29
OK, here it goes:
Once, after paying blackjack at the casino for over 12 hour straight( one of my best nights + $ wise at a casino), 12 heinekens and 5 coffees (after they wouldn't sell me anymore alcohol, long story), I went up to the room with a horrible stomach ache that made me rush to the bathroom. Now, the worst part was that, at the same time that I was taking that furious diarrhea like $#@!, I started to throw up at the same time... while taking the $#@!. The walls, the toilet looked like a scene from an exorcist movie... Im so glad I was alone that night. The room service chick probably quite the next day...
Last edited by GT3; 01-19-2011 at 08:25 PM.
01-20-2011, 03:15 AM #30
01-20-2011, 11:25 AM #31
01-20-2011, 11:27 AM #32
I do the same thing, I spin in circles before I take a $#@!.Some people live long, meaningful lives.
Other people eat shit and die.
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01-21-2011, 04:48 AM #33
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01-22-2011, 09:32 AM #37
01-22-2011, 09:53 AM #38
I can make an on the subject contribution to this thread.
Ok, here it goes.
When I was 17 me and my best friend went on a Interrail trip through Europe.
We were on the way back when we left Athens by train heading towards Nice to visit my girlfriend at the time.
We entered the train with 3 baguettes and 2 bottles of water, thinking we could always eat on the train. Eating on that f$^cking train was very expensive
It was then we discovered that we were almost out of money.
So we didn't eat much. We were in that train for 48 hours, an got out in Austria because we had to go home to get more money...
We got out, went to the stationrestaurent and ate a large greasy meal with a schnitzel and thick greasy fried potato.
Then we found a campingsite, put up the sleeping tent, had a freezing shower because the shower demanded coins which we didn't have, and went into town for a drink.
The monetary system back then resulted in us having a wallet filled with Greek Drachme, Italian Lires, Dutch Guilders and we also exchanged some yougoslavian money on the train.
We didn't have much Austrian money. Only what we exchanched at the station, and no coins.
So we were in the bar, and I just finished my second large beer, when I got the cramps.
So I hurried down the stairs, only to find out the doors to the toilets had a lock where you had to put a coin in to open the door.
But by then I was almost exploding. So quick checking nobody was around, I had to unload in the sink. Just moments later I found out it had no connection to the sewer, just a bucket underneath...
I relieved myself of the worse, or so I thought.
So I cleaned up a little after that. Only to feel a second load wanting to come out. I jumped at the toilet door with my pants at my ancles, climbed over the door and exploded again...
From the inside the door could be opened, so afterwards I emptied the bucket and cleaned up.
Then I went upstairs for more beer. By then I really needed to forget this!
Memories of Austria will never be the same
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01-22-2011, 10:11 PM #39
^haha! Thanks for sharing.
Went to Vegas last weekend and had a crazy time. No luck as far as casino but the ladies were another story.
01-25-2011, 04:54 PM #40