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    LOL! Thanks for making my day with that one. My sister has the same g35 coupe and takes her bulldog every where in it. (Im sure she will stop once I show her this.) I'm never gonna take my husky for a ride in my 335, thats for damn sure.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    He can't sit down anywhere without spinning around several times.
    Haha, I know a pug that has this problem but he also has to dig at whatever he is about to lay down on.

    The pug will only spin counter-clockwise too.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Haha, I know a pug that has this problem but he also has to dig at whatever he is about to lay down on.

    The pug will only spin counter-clockwise too.
    Ha I'm tellin' you guys they are trying to make a nest! Discovery channel says so. Click here to enlarge

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    OK, here it goes:

    Once, after paying blackjack at the casino for over 12 hour straight( one of my best nights + $ wise at a casino), 12 heinekens and 5 coffees (after they wouldn't sell me anymore alcohol, long story), I went up to the room with a horrible stomach ache that made me rush to the bathroom. Now, the worst part was that, at the same time that I was taking that furious diarrhea like $#@!, I started to throw up at the same time... while taking the $#@!. The walls, the toilet looked like a scene from an exorcist movie... Im so glad I was alone that night. The room service chick probably quite the next day...
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by GT3 Click here to enlarge
    The room service chick probably quite the next day...
    Hhahahahha!

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    I'm en route to Vegas right now.

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    I do the same thing, I spin in circles before I take a $#@!.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I do the same thing, I spin in circles before I take a $#@!.
    To make a nest?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    To make a nest?

    I stick my head in the toilet to check my territory, then I mark it as I pee on the countertops. After that, I take a $#@!.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    ^ you need to be house trained

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    ^ you need to be house trained
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I stick my head in the toilet to check my territory, then I mark it as I pee on the countertops. After that, I take a $#@!.
    In some countries you have to do that I guess...
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    I can make an on the subject contribution to this thread.
    Ok, here it goes.
    When I was 17 me and my best friend went on a Interrail trip through Europe.
    We were on the way back when we left Athens by train heading towards Nice to visit my girlfriend at the time.
    We entered the train with 3 baguettes and 2 bottles of water, thinking we could always eat on the train. Eating on that f$^cking train was very expensive
    It was then we discovered that we were almost out of money.
    So we didn't eat much. We were in that train for 48 hours, an got out in Austria because we had to go home to get more money...
    We got out, went to the stationrestaurent and ate a large greasy meal with a schnitzel and thick greasy fried potato.
    Then we found a campingsite, put up the sleeping tent, had a freezing shower because the shower demanded coins which we didn't have, and went into town for a drink.
    The monetary system back then resulted in us having a wallet filled with Greek Drachme, Italian Lires, Dutch Guilders and we also exchanged some yougoslavian money on the train.
    We didn't have much Austrian money. Only what we exchanched at the station, and no coins.
    So we were in the bar, and I just finished my second large beer, when I got the cramps.
    So I hurried down the stairs, only to find out the doors to the toilets had a lock where you had to put a coin in to open the door.
    But by then I was almost exploding. So quick checking nobody was around, I had to unload in the sink. Just moments later I found out it had no connection to the sewer, just a bucket underneath...
    I relieved myself of the worse, or so I thought.
    So I cleaned up a little after that. Only to feel a second load wanting to come out. I jumped at the toilet door with my pants at my ancles, climbed over the door and exploded again...
    From the inside the door could be opened, so afterwards I emptied the bucket and cleaned up.
    Then I went upstairs for more beer. By then I really needed to forget this!
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    ^haha! Thanks for sharing.

    Went to Vegas last weekend and had a crazy time. No luck as far as casino but the ladies were another story. Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    Memories of Austria will never be the same Click here to enlarge
    Why do all the really crazy $#@! stories happen when drinking beer in Austria?

    Must be something connected to Arnold.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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