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    Bad Diarrhea Thread

    I was bored so I decided to make the diarrhea thread.

    Lets' hear your diarrhea story, it doesnt have to be your's. It could be any story involving the liquid feces. Just let it run!

    Well here is my story.

    I was about 16 and I worked in a movie theater as my first job. I used to work behind the concession stand, but the best was when I got to be an usher. You basically got to walk around and tell people what to do and stuff which was pretty cool.

    One time someone comes coughing out of the mens bathroom with a sour face, and just pointed at the mens room and ran.

    Anyway, I'm like "how bad could it be?"... Wimp.

    I go in there and I open the stall in question.

    What I saw was not from this planet.

    The entire stall (toilet, walls etc...) was perfectly covered with speckles of diarrhea, it wasn't smeared, or rubbed on there. Which means the person who shat, actually shat in a 360 degree fashion. Fascinating, except I only held my breath for a few seconds. I got to see how mother nature can really become artistic.

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    My second story....

    Fast forward about 8 years. I am working in an office building, doing what I do (no im not an usher anymore I graduated college and got a normal job kthx)

    The office building was structured such that there was one long hallway and many doors on either side of the hallway (like the matrix). Right smack midway in the hallway, conveniently placed is the mens and womens bathroom and small kitchen.

    Why they put the kitchen right next to what was about to become a nuclear fecal agreement is beyond me.

    Cutting to the chase.

    I have the sh1ts. I need to negotiate this mess quickly, so I go to the mens room and after I lay down a nice thick ass gasket I start to communicate with the toilet.

    Precisely 30 seconds into my drama I smell something that I have never experienced in my life.

    Lets go back to the different things I have been able to smell during my lifetime. I worked in an organic chemistry lab as an undergrad and was able to smell a plethora of disgusting and dangerous chemicals. Organic aromatic compounds are some of the most potent smells on earth.

    I have had a share of nasal experiences, and let me tell you what I smelled in this bathroom.

    It sure as hell wasnt coming from me, because I didnt even finish my lovemaking. The guy in the stall next to me was unloading what I can only describe as hell on earth (satans morning breath works too).

    I have never done this in my life, but I pinched off my turd and left. It was unreal, the smell was so potent that my eyes hurt.

    As soon as I leave the bathroom, someone was walking by and smelled it from outside the bathroom and looked at me. I said 'dude, it's someone in there right now and I want to find out who it is, I got his shoe color'

    So me and the dude hid behind the door right across the bathroom entrance. I literally waited to see who would exit this bathroom because I couldnt believe $#@! could smell this bad. I wanted to see the mans face that could inspire all men to $#@! this bad.

    As we wait, everytime someone passed by in the hallway they would go WOOOOOO BUDDDYY.. I quickly grabbed them and explained the situation and they too waited to see what the person looks like that can produce such an angry stench.

    By the end of 5 minutes, I had about 5 people waiting behind the door of the room across the hall.

    Turns out the guy that left the bathroom (whom I wont name) was an older dude that had stomach cancer. He took lots of antibiotics and meds apparantly and it made his $#@! smell like a meth lab.

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    I just remembered that scene in I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. That scene was super epic.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    I just remembered that scene in I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. That scene was super epic.

    Bring diarrhea or GTFO
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    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

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    That's jenkum, BTW.

    And you have to see that movie.

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    Jenkem is the $#@!!
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

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    Wow, those two first stories were Epic. 360

    http://missionmission.wordpress.com/...ment-building/

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    Post #2. LOL

    My story; Flash back to last night.. Just after finishing up from the gym I arrived at my sisters. She approaches me and says would you like to cleanse your system tonight? I said, "Sure, just don't poison me.. wait what do I have to do exactly?" She replied, "Nothing weird just eat this," and hands me a boiled beat. ( I hate beats worse than Brussels sprouts!) I declined and went on with my night.
    Not an hour later some how they got me to eat it.. don't ask me how because I have no clue (may have smoked too much) what they said or did. I took one bite and was disgusted but just then it hit me. These things taste just like canned baby corns! So I continue to eat away and go on with my night.
    The next morning I know something is wrong. I roll out of bed grab a bottle of water and start walking to the bathroom. The walk turned in to a jog and the jog turned in to a sprint to the bath room. Once I was planted I attempted a crazy gas-effect unbeknownstto me, and the liquid began flowin'. After about 3 tires at this I gave up and flushed again only to look down and see that very beat looking back at me in liquid form inside of my porcelain thrown. NEVER AGAIN WILL I EAT A BEAT!

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    Hahaha! You win e92

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    I saw this pic on /b/ last week. Someone removed the kid and all the $#@! and reposted. He was dubbed a god.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    The entire stall (toilet, walls etc...) was perfectly covered with speckles of diarrhea, it wasn't smeared, or rubbed on there. Which means the person who shat, actually shat in a 360 degree fashion. Fascinating, except I only held my breath for a few seconds. I got to see how mother nature can really become artistic.
    Was it this?

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    Anyone have the pics of the dog that $#@! all over that dude's G35?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Yomama69 Click here to enlarge
    Anyone have the pics of the dog that $#@! all over that dude's G35?
    http://www.g35driver.com/forums/pict...y-dog-did.html

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    $#@! YEA!!!!!
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    Hahahahah that g35 story is hysterical!
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    That dog royally coated his interior. Damn, never leave your dog in your car without putting a beach towel down first. Hell even that wont help, the dogs diarrhea got everywhere even in the cup holders godamn...
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    Dog even $#@! on the iPod.

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    I have a retarded Boxer that looks just like that dope. He's not allowed in my car because he sheds and will scratch the seats. He can't sit down anywhere without spinning around several times.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    I have a retarded Boxer that looks just like that dope. He's not allowed in my car because he sheds and will scratch the seats. He can't sit down anywhere without spinning around several times.
    His spinning is an instinct to help pack down his "nest" for more warmth while he sleeps. I think....

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by SlicktopTTZ Click here to enlarge
    His spinning is an instinct to help pack down his "nest" for more warmth while he sleeps. I think....
    You've been watching too much Dog Whisperer.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by SlicktopTTZ Click here to enlarge
    His spinning is an instinct to help pack down his "nest" for more warmth while he sleeps. I think....
    Yea I know. I check my seat before I sit down too.

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