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    how do you make a threesome happen?

    Dead serious two hot blondes are showering while im sitting on te couch sipping a corona. Are they $#@!y? Yes. But hot. What do I do just walk in waving my dick? This sucks.
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    Just ask if they would appreciate company.
    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works

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    Ya I'm on a street corner
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    So did it work?
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    NO IT DIDN'T $#@!ING WORK
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    I hope this is funny in the morning.
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    Bummer...
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    They're either down for it or not...you can either be witty with mature sexual innuendos or simply bring up the conversation of sex and see where it leads. when the conversation starts either one will come to the front that you know you can get lucky with or if both are intrigued that's when things could get interesting.
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    edit - already over... booo.

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    The sacred indian massage trick works (or so i've heard) best things happen with a combination of booze, psychedelics and mdma.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by benzy89 Click here to enlarge
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    Next time you gotta pull the cock out and tell them it's not going to suck itself.
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    Assuming they were hetero/bi, they should at least have a chance to reject/accept your junk.

    Worst case is a "$#@!-off", which you can then do in front of them.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by yage202 Click here to enlarge
    Assuming they were hetero/bi, they should at least have a chance to reject/accept your junk.

    Worst case is a "$#@!-off", which you can then do in front of them.
    IMO almost every female is bi. It's simply their nature. Getting them to admit it though is the hard part. Booze helps, but in my experience it's not something you can plan, it just happens naturally.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by LZH Click here to enlarge
    IMO almost every female is bi. It's simply their nature. Getting them to admit it though is the hard part. Booze helps, but in my experience it's not something you can plan, it just happens naturally.
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    For next time @Sticky...

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    That is hilarious!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mjmarovi Click here to enlarge
    I am now prepared. Thank you.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by yage202 Click here to enlarge
    Assuming they were hetero/bi, they should at least have a chance to reject/accept your junk.

    Worst case is a "$#@!-off", which you can then do in front of them.
    I should have jumped in the shower with them I mean the door was left open. Oh well.
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    ok so what happened?

    or do we just call you pussy




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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by E90SoFlo Click here to enlarge
    ok so what happened?

    or do we just call you pussy
    I messed up and ended up in the cold waiting for a cab.

    I don't think there was a way to win.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I messed up and ended up in the cold waiting for a cab.

    I don't think there was a way to win.
    haha! Subtly is the key.




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