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    Yup, Definitely Got Slapped Last Night :P

    So last night, I was at a bar with a couple of friends. A group of ladies were playing beer pong and we joined them.

    The game started and my friend and I were playing horribly (0 shots made). We were down 5 cups before my other buddy showed up. He was my original partner who had disappeared.

    He proceeds to make 5 shots in a row and I continue to suck. Well, I was able to make one of girls knock a cup over with my ninja bounce attempts.

    My partner continues to make shots until there’s only 2 cups left. Being the clutch badass I am, I nail the last two cups like a champ.

    After the game we’re hanging around and one of the girls informed us that she too played flag football. And that she was a receiver.

    A little background on co-ed flag football, EVERYONE is a receiver! You can throw the ball to anyone.

    I immediately respond with “All girls are receivers.” BOOM. INSTASLAP. This wasn't a friendly type of slap either. It was more like this:



    It took me a second to realize what had happened and even longer to figure out how what I said could have been taken the wrong way. After speaking to about 10 random girls it was concluded that this $#@! was a sore loser and had a dirty mind. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

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    haha 10/10 would read again.




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    I'm not saying a slap back would be the right thing to do but I also would not oppose it.

    Girl sounds like a ton of fun...

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by E90SoFlo Click here to enlarge
    haha 10/10 would read again.
    Haha, thanks.

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I'm not saying a slap back would be the right thing to do but I also would not oppose it.

    Girl sounds like a ton of fun...
    I have a soft spot for pretty girls.

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    She's the one on the far left. The pretty ones are always the craziest.

    Oh well, it was a great opening to talk to other girls that night so I'm not complaining ;D
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by nafoo Click here to enlarge
    Haha, thanks.

    She's the one on the far left.
    The one on the far left has a beard......

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    must have felt like this
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by nafoo Click here to enlarge
    Haha, thanks.



    I have a soft spot for pretty girls.

    http://www.germanboost.com/images/im...07/photo-1.jpg

    She's the one on the far left. The pretty ones are always the craziest.

    Oh well, it was a great opening to talk to other girls that night so I'm not complaining ;D
    She's not bad but yeah the hotter the crazier. Women...

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