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    Serious Problem

    Guys,
    I moved into my new apartment a few weeks ago. Everything was fine...
    But one major thing....
    Homeless people come to pick through my trash outside.
    This has happened three times.
    How do I irradicate these people?

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    Hmmmmm

    9mm? .40? .45? 12-gauge Birdshot?

    Just yell at them with a giant sword in one hand and a gun in the other. Or you could do it the polite way and call the police.

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    LOL.
    I don't want to call the police.
    I spoke to some neighbors and they say its a serious problem. They migrate here because the area is nicer and they just spend the days going through the trash. hmmm...

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    Well I suppose if it is a bunch of homeless people conglomerating and telling their hobo friends where the sweet trash stash is it can be a problem.

    I would recommend putting wolves in your trash, that, or alerting management and having them seal it off.
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    Hire him

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    ^^ LOL.
    Seriously, this is the third time. Im getting pissed. Its creepy to walk outside and just see a guy picking through the trash.

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    It may be partly YOUR fault for moving into that area without HOBO SCANNING first.
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    Haha. Its a real nice area man.
    Who woulda thought?

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    If I was a hobo (not denying that I really am one)
    I would hang out in a nice area too.

    Semi-excessive and wasteful behaviors result in much better scraps in the garbage
    and lesser noise for better sleep.

    How do I know this?
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    Good point, but it is a bit creepy.
    Just saying.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by unfor Click here to enlarge
    Good point, but it is a bit creepy.
    Just saying.
    Sh1t.. make friends with them.
    They can run errands for ya
    and you pay them with nighttrain and a sandwich.

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    im always up all night so i would just confront them

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    im always up all night so i would just confront them
    Best to proceed with caution, they have nothing to lose.
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    A. Dogs..
    B. Police
    C. rat posion
    D. set aside some KFC drenched in visine
    E. pellet gun w/ silencer
    F. Glock 19
    G. Motion activated spots lights.. like 500K, something that would rival the sun
    H. claymore
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    I think you get the idea.. $#@!, i WISH i had a problem like that.. good practice on all my tactics Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by LostMarine Click here to enlarge
    I think you get the idea.. $#@!, i WISH i had a problem like that.. good practice on all my tactics
    I like that all that training allows you to deal with bums rooting through trash.
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    all enemies, foreign and domestic..

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    Hobos have more morals than some members of this forum.
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    DUDE THIS IS AWESOME.

    How can you not love what is happening? You have a perfectly good group of hobos migrating towards your excrimant every single day.

    You know what this means?




    CHEAP LABOR!!!

    What the hell is wrong with you dude?

    I would tell them to get me so much $#@! in return for some good trash hits. Hell I'll even jump in the dumpster with them and roll around, it's all in good fun.


    Hobo's are actually a rare and sophisticated species. The technical name for the hobo is Hobomus Articulus and can be domesticated. Word of caution, you must hire a hobo trainer or have a hobo master license to own one as they can snap on their masters if not properly trained/treated.

    All in all, I see this as a good thing. A good loyal hobo is hard to find. If I were you I would trap him and have all of his vaccinations taken care of (medicaid) and leash him up. Then train him right, and you will have a long lasting and meaningful relationship with your hobo.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    99% of hobo's are drug addicted felons mugger's rapist and murder's.. good moral people

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    lol.... claymore

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by LostMarine Click here to enlarge
    99% of hobo's are drug addicted felons mugger's rapist and murder's.. good moral people
    Actually that would be incorrect and horrible information.
    They are usually mentally ill.
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    even better. i would love to have hungry crazy murder's and rapist hanging around my house/wife/kids all the time

    just a reminder, "police" was high on my list

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    No sign of comig back...Next time he does im gonna shoot paintballs at him from my roof.

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    Run out from a bush, douse him with meth and throw a match at him. He'll never come back.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by unfor Click here to enlarge
    No sign of comig back...Next time he does im gonna shoot paintballs at him from my roof.
    careful of retribution. maybe do it when he is @ someone else's place, close enough to still accurately engage

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