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    Maybe if you stop lying to her what 5 inches are, she'll be able to correctly judge distances and avoid things better...
    From all the things I've lost,
    I miss my mind the most!
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    Poor thing.....your situation sucks pretty $#@!ing bad, I would go insane. Hopefully she's good at other things to make up for the mad driving skills lol...Sucks man! just dont pull a chris brown........

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    Still wanna see pics of the carnage! Here's what my wife is capable of:
    Before: (hers in on the left, mine on the right.)
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    aaannnd after: Just got new tires on the sum$#@!.

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    Ryan, your situation also blows and I have empathy for you.

    But my situation is $#@! because she destroyed her car slowly. It's like being tortured to death rather than just shot in the head as is your case. Her new car was slowly eaten away by female driving habits, whereas yours took a shotgun shell to the brain. Both cases suck, but I would have to say mine sucks worse.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I forget.
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahah, OWNED!
    Never thought I would see the day...
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    Life is so much more fun with a nemesis. I miss Shiv. Click here to enlarge
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Ryan Mills Click here to enlarge
    Still wanna see pics of the carnage! Here's what my wife is capable of:
    Before: (hers in on the left, mine on the right.)
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    aaannnd after: Just got new tires on the sum$#@!.

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    I guess giving her the double wide spot was a good idea at least.
    Never thought I would see the day...
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    Life is so much more fun with a nemesis. I miss Shiv. Click here to enlarge
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    Excuse me, but why she wasn't in the kitchen? all you need is a chain which costs like $10, you could have saved $4990 by getting one.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sorena Click here to enlarge
    Excuse me, but why she wasn't in the kitchen? all you need is a chain which costs like $10, you could have saved $4990 by getting one.
    If only I had your wisdom.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Live and learn, I guess....

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    No offense dude, but your wife is retarded. She needs to put the cell phone/make up/whatever else down and focus on driving. If she isn't doing any of those things and she's attempting to drive "cautiously" and she still gets into all those accidents, she doesn't deserve to drive at all. IMO. What is it gonna take for her to learn to be more cautious when driving instead of blowing off her monthly accident like it's no big deal? God forbid she hits a person and injures or even worse, kills them.

    Sorry if this is a little straight forward, but there are too many dumb ass drivers on the road.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by silvergray545 Click here to enlarge
    No offense dude, but your wife is retarded. She needs to put the cell phone/make up/whatever else down and focus on driving. If she isn't doing any of those things and she's attempting to drive "cautiously" and she still gets into all those accidents, she doesn't deserve to drive at all. IMO. What is it gonna take for her to learn to be more cautious when driving instead of blowing off her monthly accident like it's no big deal? God forbid she hits a person and injures or even worse, kills them.

    Sorry if this is a little straight forward, but there are too many dumb ass drivers on the road.
    I think pretty much the same thing.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by silvergray545 Click here to enlarge
    No offense dude, but your wife is retarded. She needs to put the cell phone/make up/whatever else down and focus on driving. If she isn't doing any of those things and she's attempting to drive "cautiously" and she still gets into all those accidents, she doesn't deserve to drive at all. IMO. What is it gonna take for her to learn to be more cautious when driving instead of blowing off her monthly accident like it's no big deal? God forbid she hits a person and injures or even worse, kills them.

    Sorry if this is a little straight forward, but there are too many dumb ass drivers on the road.
    Have you ever tried talking to a woman logically?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Have you ever tried talking to a woman logically?
    oh god... don't get me started man. I don't thing their brain is physically capable of thinking logically. At very best a few are still not more logical than emotional, the majority are borderline insane in the way they go about making daily decisions.
    Never thought I would see the day...
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Have you ever tried talking to a woman logically?
    Maybe he isnt married or has never been in a long relationship. Or if he has, hes dating a dude that had a sex change.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET: WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

    ELEMENT: Women

    SYMBOL: Wo

    DISCOVERER: Adam

    ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

    OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
    2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason
    .3. Melts if given special treatment.
    4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
    5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
    6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
    2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
    3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
    4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
    ​5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

    COMMON USES:
    1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    3. Very effective cleaning agent.

    TESTS:
    1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
    2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

    HAZARDS:
    1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Or if he has, hes dating a dude that had a sex change.
    That is one solution...

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    I'm wondering why my mother has never crashed?! while my sister crashes all the time, she even crashed to my car in the front yard Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sorena Click here to enlarge
    I'm wondering why my mother has never crashed?! while my sister crashes all the time, she even crashed to my car in the front yard Click here to enlarge
    Who cares, she's hot.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by alpinedevil335 Click here to enlarge
    Epic compilation.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by alpinedevil335 Click here to enlarge
    MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET: WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

    ELEMENT: Women

    SYMBOL: Wo

    DISCOVERER: Adam

    ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

    OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
    2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason
    .3. Melts if given special treatment.
    4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
    5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
    6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
    2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
    3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
    4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
    ​5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

    COMMON USES:
    1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    3. Very effective cleaning agent.

    TESTS:
    1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
    2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

    HAZARDS:
    1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
    Repped for truth
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I think pretty much the same thing.
    I'm glad you didn't find that offensive. I wasn't trying to be an a hole. I was just expressing my feelings.
    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Have you ever tried talking to a woman logically?
    About that...lol
    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Maybe he isnt married or has never been in a long relationship. Or if he has, hes dating a dude that had a sex change.
    I'm not married nor have I ever been in a long relationship. Not sure that I want to at the moment. I'm just trying to finish up my schooling without the bs.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by silvergray545 Click here to enlarge
    I'm glad you didn't find that offensive. I wasn't trying to be an a hole. I was just expressing my feelings.

    About that...lol

    I'm not married nor have I ever been in a long relationship. Not sure that I want to at the moment. I'm just trying to finish up my schooling without the bs.
    When you get to that stage, you will understand... Just stay in school and dont get into a relationship until you are making 100k. Until then, try and screw anything that walks but avoid the diseases and impregnations.

    Go get em tiger.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    When you get to that stage, you will understand... Just stay in school and dont get into a relationship until you are making 100k. Until then, try and screw anything that walks but avoid the diseases and impregnations.

    Go get em tiger.
    Why 100k? How about they can't date me until they make 100k?

    Ya right, that would result in forever alone.

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