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    WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE

    I buy my wife new VW 2 years ago.

    She has managed to put a dent on it every month.

    This morning, go outside and see huge gash in driver side door and A piller bent in...

    She managed to hit a $#@!ing 18 wheeler so it seems.

    Does anyone know what I can use to keep the bare metal from rusting until I take it to a body shop?

    I was thinking of spraying something on the bare metal just temporarily.
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    Damn you had to walk out and see that? She didn't say anything? Lol

    Anyway....some gun oil would work....or even a cooking oil (keeps some handmade knives i have from rusting). Weather obvisously will make frequent application necessary. Besides that you could clean it and just put any type of auto paint on it to seal it till fixed. So like $5 touch up paint.
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    Yea I walk out to work on a friday morning and that $#@! is right in my face...

    I like the oil idea. I just spread it on there?
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    yea you can just spray some oil lub on it. wd 40..
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    no $#@!!Click here to enlarge Last winter, in the span of a couple of weeks, my wife backed our Silverado into a car at walmart, scraped against the yellow pillons through a drive thru at CVS and clipped the rear view mirror on our garage backing out. She blamed it on having baby brain(she was prego at the time) Still havent fixed the dent from CVS and the rear view mirror yet....
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    Wife will blame it on everything else. Total bull$#@!. When your upper A piller is bent in, you hit something big. Kinda hard to miss something can touch all the extremities of your car. I told her to show tits or gtfo.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Does anyone know what I can use to keep the bare metal from rusting until I take it to a body shop?
    I suggest not using your wife for this.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Wife will blame it on everything else. Total bull$#@!. When your upper A piller is bent in, you hit something big. Kinda hard to miss something can touch all the extremities of your car. I told her to show tits or gtfo.
    So did she show tits or what?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    So did she show tits or what?
    Pics or it didnt happen!!!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by KB Click here to enlarge
    Pics or it didnt happen!!!
    That would have been my next response.

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    she showed me tits but car is still broken... Ill take a pic of it later, im still depressed about it right now.



    Edit: not the tits, that is.
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    Wd-40 is a good idea.
    C63 Tuned Only 60-130 in 8.71

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    i hit it with wd40
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by JonsC63AMG Click here to enlarge
    Wd-40 is a good idea.
    On breasts? I don't know about that. A traditional lube may be better.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    On breasts? I don't know about that. A traditional lube may be better.
    LOL!
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    Hit it with plasti dip spray.

    sucks man - women just don't give a $#@! and it's NEVER their fault - LOL.

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    Women can't drive a lawnmower, sometimes I cry inside a lil' bit.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Women can't drive a lawnmower, sometimes I cry inside a lil' bit.
    But they can ride a stick.

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    Haha man, it's all your fault. If you didn't make her pregnant TWICE, you would divorce easily and walk away like a free man.

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    UPDATE:


    Wife just rearended someone. Now car is in body shop with 5k+ in damage. Can you believe this $#@!? After the door gash and roof gash she hits a dude, how much more $#@!ed can I be?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    UPDATE:


    Wife just rearended someone. Now car is in body shop with 5k+ in damage. Can you believe this $#@!? After the door gash and roof gash she hits a dude, how much more $#@!ed can I be?
    Well, at least she isn't ugly. She isn't ugly, right?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Well, at least she isn't ugly. She isn't ugly, right?
    I forget.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    UPDATE:


    Wife just rearended someone. Now car is in body shop with 5k+ in damage. Can you believe this $#@!? After the door gash and roof gash she hits a dude, how much more $#@!ed can I be?

    Well, she could also have $#@!ed the guy. That would be even worse...
    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DavidV Click here to enlarge
    Well, she could also have $#@!ed the guy. That would be even worse...


    I dunno, I guess I'd rather keep the 5k!!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I dunno, I guess I'd rather keep the 5k!!
    Now this is a married man talking.

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