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    Chinese condoms too small for Africans

    So it's not just a stereotype... :

    A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small, a newspaper reported Friday.The finance ministry had awarded a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse condoms from China, the Beeld newspaper said.
    A rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation, turned to the High Court in Pretoria after losing the bid, arguing that their condoms were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones.
    Judge Sulet Potterill blocked the deal with Siqamba, ruling that the condoms were too small, made from the wrong material, and were not approved by the World Health Organisation, the paper said.
    South Africa has more HIV infections than any country in the world, with 5.38 million of its 50 million people carrying the virus.

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    LMFAO damn...
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    lol, It was predictable.

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    Yep. I knew it was too funny to be true

    They're female condoms. Not so funny anymore but Asian vag sounds pretty damn good right now.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    Yep. I knew it was too funny to be true

    They're female condoms. Not so funny anymore but Asian vag sounds pretty damn good right now.
    this

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    Yep. I knew it was too funny to be true

    They're female condoms. Not so funny anymore but Asian vag sounds pretty damn good right now.
    Damn. Well, it does sound pretty good now.

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    Did anyone hear? 5.38 million people in south africa have HIV. I will never go there, ever.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Yea, too bad. SA is a beautiful place. Many decent people there.

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    Speaking of disease...my friend is a nurse and told me a story about this guy that came in that took a trip to Africa recently. He had banged a few of the girls around there. So my friend tells me that this guy had....wait for it....over 250 genital warts on his stuff. My friend had the pleasure of cutting them all off :/.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Scorpion Click here to enlarge
    over 250 genital warts on his stuff. My friend had the pleasure of cutting them all off :/.
    Good friend. Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    Good friend. Click here to enlarge
    Yeah, if that was me would have got had to get out the flame thrower haha.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Scorpion Click here to enlarge
    Speaking of disease...my friend is a nurse and told me a story about this guy that came in that took a trip to Africa recently. He had banged a few of the girls around there. So my friend tells me that this guy had....wait for it....over 250 genital warts on his stuff. My friend had the pleasure of cutting them all off :/.
    Why didn't he use a condom?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Why didn't he use a condom?
    A condom won't protect you from warts.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    A condom won't protect you from warts.
    I did not know that, thanks.

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    Your screwed pretty much in any part of africa you go to... Either they have a high percentage of HIV, or they kidnap you for being white and ransom you, or if your from the wrong tribe you get strung up in a tree, or if...

    Crap, I have to go to africa for a 'military' goodwill mission next year... :sadpanda:
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    I have no desire to visit Africa.

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    The thing with genital warts is that they only spread when the warts are present. So to give you an idea of how to identify them, look up pictures. Then you'll see what you have to $#@! to get it. Scorpion's friend is a dirty $#@!er.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Why didn't he use a condom?
    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    A condom won't protect you from warts.
    Using one of these would be your best bet.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by FLYING X5 Click here to enlarge
    Your screwed pretty much in any part of africa you go to... Either they have a high percentage of HIV, or they kidnap you for being white and ransom you, or if your from the wrong tribe you get strung up in a tree, or if...

    Crap, I have to go to africa for a 'military' goodwill mission next year... :sadpanda:
    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    The thing with genital warts is that they only spread when the warts are present. So to give you an idea of how to identify them, look up pictures. Then you'll see what you have to $#@! to get it. Scorpion's friend is a dirty $#@!er.
    You guys look them up and let me know how it goes haha. No clue how managed to do it, said it took him over an hour. If that was me, I would have handed the patient a knife and told him I'd be back in a few hours. Really cool guy, no clue how he was able to do that.

    He also told me of another patient that had a giant abscess on his back, which is a giant pus bubble. Now when I say giant, I mean GIANT. Like went from the top of his shoulder to the bottom of the back. He had a knife and just stabbed it a little bit. Once it exploded pus went everywhere. Good thing he was wearing the face shield because...yeah haha nasty stuff.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    Yea, too bad. SA is a beautiful place. Many decent people there.
    Yeah.

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    Aren't Chinese condoms too small anywhere? Except for other Asian communities, that is. Click here to enlarge
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