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  • natedog7700's Avatar
    09-15-2014, 09:13 PM
    What do you consider a "fast" car now days for a "daily" street-able car?
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  • Sticky's Avatar
    09-13-2014, 08:04 PM
    This is not the first time we have seen a modified M157 Mercedes AMG beat a Lamborghini Aventador. A Benzboost member who has an E63 AMG S 4Matic with Renntech upgraded turbos has been beating up on just about everything including the Aventador. This CLS63 is not the 4Matic all wheel drive variant however but the pre-facelift rear wheel drive model which is lighter. It does however feature the same basic M157 twin turbo 5.5 liter V8 AMG motor. So how do the Kleemann K3 M157 upgrades show? Very well as the CLS63 AMG is able to open up a small lead on the Aventador. Up top, it appears the Aventador starts to pull but both cars shut down as they approach traffic. Considering the Kleemann K3 upgrade consists of just exhaust and ECU modifications (although further details are hard to find on the Kleemann website which really needs some work) the run certainly is impressive against an opponent like the Aventador with its 700 horsepower 6.5 liter V12. Turbo torque isn't easy to beat:
    24 replies | 380 view(s)
  • AlexQuattro's Avatar
    09-15-2014, 09:46 PM
    This is the funiest thread I've seen in a long time. Some moderator on E46fanatics creates a thread saying: I have no idea what he was expecting but of course no one takes him seriously and he ends up banning a guy. HILARIOUS! http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=1050766 Cliff notes: pics or gtfo. nudes? Posts pic of friend: Damn, dawg. Looks like she loves food. Can she at least cook? You're going to need another fridge for her groceries. Damn, dawg. Looks like she loves food. Can she at least cook? You're going to need another garage for her to sleep.. Damn, dawg. Looks like she loves food. Can she at least cook? You're going to need deep freezer and a 3 quarter cow. Anyways OP can't put his pants on and says his wife is great and all... more comments. Easy answer, divorce this biatch... You're the man, start acting like it. It is going to cost you more than $200 out of your pocket to have that gal living with you: -Missing groceries (entire shelves from the pantry) -AC cranked at 60 degrees will cost you more -Increased electricity cost from the stove, oven, and deep fryer always being in use 24/7 -Showers - well, that is like washing a car or irrigating the lawn so skyrocketed water bills Chubby fingers make for some great handjobs. Especially when covered in fried chicken grease OP then tries to reason with his wife using suggestions from other posters like getting a seperate fridge for her... And at this point it is clear for everyone that those 2 are not the brightest bulbs... Then OP says this: Quote: Originally Posted by choxor Just hope she doesn't get knocked up while staying with you. Now I had deleted this in my comment, I didnt want to come out as some sort of racist as I am not. But she dates multiple black men(maybe one at a time at one point?) But Only black men. Now...I dont..even..know..how to go about saying this..but I do not want random multiple (any race) of men in my house. Especially promiscuous?.. Um strangers who she wants to do things at my house with. I raised this with my wife, and she says she wont do that...yeahhhhh right LMFAO!!!! More comments... careful you're gonna get robbed. or you will gain another roommate when the guy she is fvcking starts sleeping in her bed. People are really fucking with the OP but he takes it all seriously... #thefattening OP says this: I have told espy (the future roommate) to *S*T*F*U about what Ive said on FB messanger, but knowing these bit&ches, no honor. Most honnest comment so far: I understand she is your wife, the mother of your children, and you love her a lot, but obviously shes a lunatic. Ah well maybe this one: Charge rent by the pound. Better invest in some steel chairs. Orca's are getting embarrassed because people on this forum keep comparing her to them. Then this happens... My wife has these accelerated classes for some medical school stuff on the weekends. I had been showing my friends this thread while BBQ ing and sending out via FB messenger to my other friends and we're all laughing. Wife comes home, a friend takes the whole family to lids, to get my son a early bday present. A Black LA hat size 6 3/4 for the kid. The whole time she looks kind of annoyed. SO I ask her, hey whats wrong? "we have guests, not right now" OH SHIZZ is ringing in my head. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIZZZZ Her friend called her? Told her that I had said something... Friends leave, night is great, we have a TERRIFIC NIGHT, &*(&(*ing TERRIFIC. right after this TERRIFIC-NESS> RIGHT AFTER! "You left your e46fanatics on the screen when I got home. I read EVerything" (OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ) right after the TERRIFICNESS! "Why do you lie about the king size bed, its a queen" "umm huh?" You didnt get her permission to post her photos like that. I want them taken down. And next time dont let people talk Shiz about me, why the hell would you do that..blah blah blah blah BLAH." "oh honey its just for SHiz and giggle, this is a board of criticism and the biggest haters club in the world," I only saw like two good suggestions in there. is what she said. SO>...............I dont really know what the heck is going to happend. The last 48 hours though has been really good.(phew) Comments: Wife finds OT thread. Gets upset that Mach mentioned King-sized bed when it was a Queen. The lulz never end. Then this freaks everyone out: She's tied to the floor, naked, on her back, both feet, both hands, tied to makeshift posts that are connected to boards which are weighted down with metal. The hands are shot full of nails and her legs are spread as wide as possible. A pillow props her ass up and cheese, Brie, has been smeared across her open vagina, some of it even pushed up into the vaginal cavity. I try using the power drill on her, forcing it into her mouth, but she's conscious enough, has strength, to close her teeth, clamping them down, and even though the drill goes through the teeth quickly, it fails to interest me and so I hold her head up, blood dribbling from her mouth, and make her watch the rest of the tape and while she's looking at the girl on the screen bleed from almost every possible orifice, I'm hoping she realizes that this would have happened to her no matter what. That she would have ended up lying here, on the floor in my apartment, hands nailed to posts, cheese and broken glass pushed up into her pvssy, her head cracked and bleeding purple, no matter what other choice she might have made. I'm trying to ease one of the hollow plastic tubes from the dismantled Habitrail system up into her vagina, forcing the vaginal lips around one end of it, and even with most of it greased with olive oil, it's not fitting in properly During this, the jukebox plays Frankie Valli singing "The Worst That Could Happen" and I'm grimly lip-syncing to it, while pushing the Habitrail tube up into this bitch's cvnt. I finally have to resort to pouring acid around the outside of the pussy so that the flesh can give way to the greased end of the Habitrail and soon enough it slides in, easily. "I hope this hurts you," I say. The rat hurls itself against the glass cage as I move it from the kitchen into the living room. It refused to eat what was left of the other rat I had bought it to play with last week, that now lies dead, rotting in a corner of the cage. (For the last five days I've purposefully starved it.) I set the glass cage down next to the girl and maybe because of the scent of the cheese the rat seems to go insane, first running in circles, mewling, then trying to heave its body, weak with hunger, over the side of the cage. The rat doesn't need prodding and the bent coat hanger I was going to use remains untouched by my side and with the girl still conscious, the thing moves effortlessly on newfound energy, racing up the tube until half of it body disappears, and then after a minute - its rat body shaking while it feeds - all of it vanishes, except for the tail, and I yank the Habitrail tube out of the girl, trapping the rodent. Soon even the tail disappears. The noises the girl is making are, for the most part, incomprehensible. Then OP gets mad at a comment and bans the guy. Oh my.... what the fuck...
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  • Sticky's Avatar
    Yesterday, 08:56 PM
    If you are looking for a sporty German drop top capable of seating four people here are three very good choices. The Audi S5, BMW 435i, and Mercedes E400 are all worthy choices. The question is, which is the best of the group? Well, Sport Auto fortunately decided to do a comparison with data and even took the cars out of on the Hockenheim course. So how do they stack up to each other? Well, the S5 blows the other two cars away especially the BMW 435i which gets stomped by both the Audi S5 and the Mercedes E400. Keep in mind the E400 is sporting the new Mercedes M276 DELA 35 3.5 liter turbocharged V6 powerplant. This engine offers 333 horsepower and 354 lb-ft of torque. The E400 offers the most torque out of the group with the S5 at 325 lb-ft and the 435i at 300 lb-ft. The 435i trails both the S5 and the E400 by 33 horsepower. What the 435i has going for it is the lightest curb weight but it doesn't matter on the track. It has the slowest laptime of the group. It lags behind the S5 by 3.6 seconds around the Hockenheim which is an eternity. It is also 2.2 seconds behind the E400, ouch. What happened to BMW's sporty character? The S5 is chosen as the best of the three cars and Sport Auto states it isn't even close. The E400 is chosen second and the 435i takes last place. Have Audi and Mercedes really improved that much or has BMW become far too complacent? You be the judge.
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  • Snertz's Avatar
    Today, 10:54 AM
    Anyone getting in on this? opinions? :matrix:
    15 replies | 346 view(s)
  • manbeer's Avatar
    09-17-2014, 11:44 AM
    Was out and about this morning and came across a stock looking s5 cruising pretty quick. As luck would have it we ended up at a red light and both took off kind of quick so once we saw that the other was pushing we both hit it. Basically from 50 or 60 until about 120 we were trading places. I would run out of steam at 6k and have him at my back door, then he would nose ahead of me, then i would shift and pull, then he would creep up at the end of my gear. It was pretty even, with him definitely having a bit more upper end pull. I know if we held out he would have eventually pulled on me but we let out around 120-130ish Afterwards we were at another light and he was asking what i had done, he mentioned that he had the s5 with a V8 and had an APR supercharger, which makes sense because i heard the whine. He was like "this kit puts me right around 560hp, so you're not doing bad"! All in all i was surprised by the run, and wishing i had my 135 and not the mrs 93 octane grocery getter Mods are V8baits street eco map, and nothing else
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  • Sticky's Avatar
    09-15-2014, 08:57 PM
    Interesting comparison here between the current C7 RS7 featuring the 4.0 TFSI twin turbo V8 and the C6 RS6 which uses a 5.0 liter twin turbo V10. As AudiBoost published in an article last year dyno results show that despite the extra two cylinders and liter of displacement for the C6 RS6 the C7 RS6's 4.0 TFSI actually shows more torque and the power output is a wash. How do the two motors stack up in the real world against each other when tuned? Well, the C7 RS7 makes surprisingly easy work of the RS6 and the 5.0 liter V10 the 4.0 TFSI V8 replaced. There are two runs from a roll in the video below and the newer car pulls easily in each run. Pretty impressive considering both cars feature tunes with the C7 RS7 running an APR tune while the C6 RS6 has a Sportmile Stage 2 tune. The RS6 is the avant model and the lighter sedan would likely do better against the RS7. It would still lose though as by 160 miles per hour the RS7 puts bus lengths on the RS6. Many Audi fans complained about the loss of the 5.0 liter tin turo V10 for the RS6. The 4.0 TFSI V8 clearly is more than up to the task of replacing it.
    14 replies | 278 view(s)
  • Xearom3's Avatar
    09-16-2014, 10:12 AM
    Xearom3 started a thread For Sale: '08 135i - Salvage Part-Out in Buy/Sell - Parts
    As some of you may already know my '08 135i single turbo was wreaked/total'd by a rear-end collision. Since I had just finished my ST build, I really didn't want to let go of it just yet, so I decided to buy the car back so I could pull all my performance parts, and pull the motor/drivetrain for spare parts. Pretty much the rest of the car is for sale. Anything you need, please post or PM and I am sure we can come to an agreement. I really just need to get this car gone. :( Here are the pics.
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  • Spool's Avatar
    09-15-2014, 09:28 PM
    997tts has Proto Tune/Exhaust kit The Vette On Slicks
    10 replies | 448 view(s)
  • Blue24's Avatar
    09-15-2014, 11:35 PM
    Im selling a n54 longblock that I was going to use to build a nice motor. Sold my car and have a few other things I'll throw in with it. DME ,wire harness and some other odds and ends. Motor has no turbos or fuel system. Not sure what it's really worth so make a fair offer and it's yours!!! Thanks, Donny 631-697-6125
    9 replies | 241 view(s)
  • Sticky's Avatar
    09-16-2014, 10:13 PM
    So let's say you want more power from your W204 C63 AMG. You do not quite want to spend over $10k+ for a supercharger and simply want more power on demand when you need it. Well, nitrous is tough to beat in that case especially considering the bang offered for the buck. AMR Performance has released their W204 C63 AMG nitrous kit which includes software to make sure the car is properly tuned to utilize the nitrous safely and efficiently. The M156 motor has a long history with nitrous from the days when it first came on the market and the engine responds very well to a properly tuned setup. In the opinion of BenzBoost the AMR Performance kit is fairly mild (they aren't throwing anywhere near as much nitrous at the motor as they could) and it is using solid components from Nitrous Express which is well known in the nitrous world. AMR can definitely go wild for those that want to but if you want a cost effective and safe way to bump your C63 over 600 horsepower without having to break the bank, this is well worth a look. Description: Reliable and dependable power can be made with the correct balance of nitrous oxide and ecu recalibration (tuning). Most people shy away from nitrous oxide, due to the common mis-conception of it "blowing-up" your engine. Most of these rumors are set by those improperly "tuning" the vehicle and/or installing a DIY nitrous kit with no ECU upgrades suited for the change (nitrous). This in turn is damaging to the vehicle's engine. The 6.2 V8 AMG engine is built well from the factory. AMR Performance has set aside software development for nitrous enhanced C63's. This engine, in stock form, puts out 451hp. Which is very respectable. Through ECU enhancement, AMR Performance ECU "NOS" Software upgrade, with combination of a nitrous oxide kit custom installed by Auto Master, increases this W204 C63 to 602hp on 93 octane consistently. The firm shift patterns, stable air fuel mixtures and smooth timing curve turns this vehicle into quite a different animal! Special Thanks: AMR Performance (www.amrperformance.com) - Software Auto Master AMR, ltd. (www.automasteramr.com) - Custom Fabrication & Installation Nitrous Express (www.nitrousexpress.com) - Nitrous Oxide Kit
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  • M177's Avatar
    09-17-2014, 06:24 AM
    here is two video's race with avantador Lp700 cls63 stage2 pp-performance 720 HP ( i dont think its 720 hp only ) and here is E63 RS800+ Hp vs the same avantador Lp700 " i think this E63 has an upgraded turbo's. I'm not sure about the race fuel but i think yes both of them ran it with mixed fuel race.
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  • b00st3d's Avatar
    09-17-2014, 11:27 PM
    My brother decided to get some forged 18x8 CSLs. They weigh 19.5lbs. He gave me the rims since they are getting rid of the bmw. This i like. The 8" wide I do not. So I'm hoping at minimum I can still keep my staggered stock setup and use the light weight wheels? 225s up front and 255s on back. Current have the stock M sports. What i dont want is a bulging tire. I don't want the bead busting. I see noes. I see yes's. Dunno if anyone has pics of a 255 on 8" wide rim?
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  • BlackJetE90OC's Avatar
    09-12-2014, 10:47 PM
    A black Mercedes AMG GT has been photographed at Center of Excellence in Sindelfingen, Germany.
    3 replies | 59 view(s)
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